Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
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It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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