at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
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I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
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Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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