This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
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I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Wow my largely unnecessary pool of lizard-related knowledge finally came in handy. Are you proud?
I don't know what to say
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
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Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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