i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
That's how pantless uber rides happen
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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