Are we in a gay sports bar?
I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
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I'm quitting my job and I'm just going to become a professional drunk girls mistake.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
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The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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