I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
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Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
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ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm gonna tell the medical examiner that your cause of death was over-arousal.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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