i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
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We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
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she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
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