If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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