so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
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It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
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Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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