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Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
The beer is more important than you right now.
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
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He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Moral of the story: If you're gonna throw a glass of wine in a guy's face, don't do it in your own kitchen.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
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i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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