Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
im sober
you just pulled your sweatpants out of your bag and thanked them for being alive
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
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THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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