Christians are straight up FREAKS
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
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My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
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No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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