bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
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theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
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Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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