Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
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Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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