I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
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Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
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