No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
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Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
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I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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