I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Shotgunning beers to finish a midterm project at 3am is a good idea right?
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
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