Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
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I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
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Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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