I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
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I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
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Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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