i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
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One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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