You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
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We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
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She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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