last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
a girl is trying to cook hot pockets in a saute pan on the stove.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
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Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
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Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
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