The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
This is awkward. You have a four minute voicemail from me. I would delete it. I accidently hit your number on speed dial and called you while I was vomiting a mai tai.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
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she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
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After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
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