you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
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the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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