No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
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if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
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him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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