Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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