I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
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I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize