that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
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And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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