Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
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Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
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Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
my nose is crying tears of wow.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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