We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
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I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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