How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
someone get that fucking seahorse.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
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i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
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THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
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You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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