i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
i will never coherently bang her
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
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It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
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