The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
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I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
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Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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