where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
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your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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