Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
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You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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