what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize