I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
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So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
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Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
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