3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
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Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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