so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
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Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
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He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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