Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
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It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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