I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
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she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
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