What a fucking waste of an outfit
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
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I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
You almost got us killed.
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He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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