i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
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These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
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Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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