I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
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I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just discovered my new vice. Cotton candy vodka. Its like a carnival in my mouth, puking of the tilt-a-whirl included.
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