I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
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He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
i think im in europe. pls send help
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
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