I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
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I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
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He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
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