GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
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i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
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You have no idea I looked like the porno version of Laura Ingalls Wilder
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
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