"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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