We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
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In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
You left me alone with nothing but donuts and my thoughts.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
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Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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