I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
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I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
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I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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